"Red Bananas vegetable oil lampshade door knob i need to go to sleep"

Quote Eldo — hours into his epic quest to have the perfect BBQ. It’s almost midnight, and the Chairman has been up just as long and he’s busy preparing his awesome banana pudding — and here I am sitting on my ass updating my blog.. I feel bad but what can I do?

This is what was on the menu — if you missed it, well, there’s always next year. Doesn’t this look delicious?

55 lbs. ribs (12 racks)
25 lbs. chicken
20 lbs. brisket
20 lbs. pork butt
10 lbs sausage
5 simultaneous barbecues
2 tired chefs
1 great bbq!

I did help make some of the things, so I feel somewhat useful. I think I remembered to wash my hands, but maybe not. So if you had the banana pudding or guacamole — sorry.

just kidding.

As with last year, there was plenty of gayness .. maybe too much.

I’m especially happy with the way these three photos turned out. They’re almost wallpaper quality!

Have a look for yourself — here’s the gallery.

Wow! Young posing for a picture! This is rare! The photo turned out well.. good enough for a myspace profile maybe?

Poor Sheldon passed out — Eric’s making a move right in front of his face, literally!